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charminglyantiquated:

a little love story about mermaids and tattoos

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postfurry:

what are frogs?

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captain-insaino:

onlylolgifs:

Pug goes crazy in his first ball pit!

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HE EVEN HAS A GIRAFFE! AHHHHH I LOVE HIMMMM


nickyrads:

leander-ligo:

lordthundercox:

Yes, it does.

Guys get morning wood because our bladders fill up during the night and begin to press against our prostate, causing arousal. Our dicks don’t just feel the sun coming up and think “My time has come”

I’m dying

nickyrads:

leander-ligo:

lordthundercox:

Yes, it does.

Guys get morning wood because our bladders fill up during the night and begin to press against our prostate, causing arousal. Our dicks don’t just feel the sun coming up and think “My time has come”

I’m dying

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fstw:

nut on me = I like you
nut in me = I love you

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booforce:

my friend who snorts cocaine won’t eat cookie dough because it’s bad for you

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swoobats:

alphabet soup more like times new ramen am i right

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captain-insaino:

teppelin:

things that are cute

  • you
  • you
  • you
  • you
  • and you
  • all of you
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captain-insaino:

imnotjailbait:

shes like an an alcoholic elementary school teacher

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dutchster:

read this if you wanna make out with me

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